Posted by
Don (Spokane, United States) on 3 October 2009 in Plant & Nature.

Wife: 'Did you fertilize the vine out by the light pole?'
Hubby: 'Yeah, I gave a big shot of that Miracle stuff!'
Wife: You know you can burn plants if you don't follow the directions.'
Hubby: Yeah? Directions...are for sissies... I never pay attention to directions!'
Wife with sigh: 'I hope you know what you're doing.'